This guy carries the weight of our carbon footprints, an inversion worth surviving as far as I am concerned. Are you on the side of the Scientists or the deniers? I little us-versus-them dichotomy could kill ya!
Hold a mirror to your future self. How so? You ask. Your future self has the benefit of a fully developed frontal cortex. Breaking the mirror will give you several years of bad luck. Mirror, lamp, take your pick!