There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

True friends stab you in the front.

Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

I can resist everything except temptation.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken