They Don't Have An Army. Duh!

All reactionaries are paper tigers.
— Mao Zedong (1893-1976)

If You Want to Be All That You Can Be, Join The Army

They Don't Have An Army. Duh!

All reactionaries are paper tigers.
— Mao Zedong (1893-1976)

The titled responsion is making fun of this dictator (once again), for not everyone has a superpower behind them...

I am being facetious here; what's your excuse? Look, I am not downplaying the role of soldiers in protecting the world and keeping it safe, I happen to be a fortunate fella who has never had to think about laying all that I am on the line for future generations. Maybe we should treat climate change like a war of generational attrition.

Join the Army

If you deliberately plan on being less than you are capable of being, then I warn you that you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life.
— Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)

The titled responsion is ...

This entitled responsion plays on the "Be all you can be" recruitment slogan from the US Army. Abraham Maslow is warning of the sabotage from within. Expand on this self-defeating war that wages within.

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