A penis walks into a bar.

"Conscience is a Jewish invention", declares Richard.

"Don't forget forgiveness", says the bartender. "What can I get you to drink?"

"Forgiveness? What do you mean? Is that supposed to be some kind of a joke?", asks Richard.

"No joke. Hitler said the same thing. If I were to call you a dick head, that would be a joke. How about a beer?

Sure, what do you have on tap?

Nothing you would like.

Do you have a washroom?