A penis walks into a bar.
"Conscience is a Jewish invention", declares Richard.
"Don't forget forgiveness", says the bartender. "What can I get you to drink?"
"Forgiveness? What do you mean? Is that supposed to be some kind of a joke?", asks Richard.
"No joke. Hitler said the same thing. If I were to call you a dick head, that would be a joke. How about a beer?
Sure, what do you have on tap?
Nothing you would like.
Do you have a washroom?
